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Message posted on March 10th, 2004 01:29 PM (narc
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I fucking hate wiggers (white kids pretending to be black poor ghetto
gangsters). I'm from Toronto, where I THOUGHT the wigger scene was
pretty bad, except they were kept in check by REAL ghetto black people
who were disgusted that someone would copy them, and then go home to a
nice suburban home in Mississauga (we were in South Brampton).
I moved to Ottawa in September (the capitol city of Canada... basically
all the tax money comes here from Toronto and Montreal and all the
locals who bother to learn French are guaranteed a government job paid
for by Toronto and Montreal [where there are a shitload more poor]). I
have never seen so many wiggers in my life. Not just white people
pretending to stereotypical black ghetto gangsters, but BLACK PEOPLE
pretending to be the same. The Black "wiggers" (wankstahs) are even
worse here because they think they got to be more pretend-hardcore than
the white wiggers. They hang around bus stops giving you an evil stare,
or offering weed and think its cool that they can pay for a big mac
with weed... even though they live in a fucking city where being a
local guarantees you a nice government job. I guess just so they can so
they're living a ghetto life... IN PRIME REAL ESTATE LAND. They can't
even find a real ghetto, they go to some of the most expensive real
estate in Canada and pretend its the ghetto just because it has a lot
of people who will see their fake bling and nelly cap (complete with a
bandaid on their left cheek that nelly put on with NO explanation).
This is nelly. He is a WANKSTER rapper. This means that he pretends to
be somewhat "thugged out" (thug was an old indian word, from india
meaning someone from a deviant clan like today's oriental Yakuza or
something). In reality, Nelly was from the Suburbs, and is just banking
off of actual poor black rappers... except he doesn't sing about social
issues or killing whitey (because whitey feeds him).
Now this is his spawn....
Chiggers, or chinese wiggers. If they get offended you say Yiggers,
because they're probably Vietcong instead of Chinese (dunno why,
chinese tend to be nerdy, Viet are insane).
I drink Fowdies because i'm POOR. This punkass doesn't have to drink
it. He just thinks it looks cool. He can't even spring for the badass
40ozer... the LUCKY LAGER FORCE 10. Nelly put a line about 40s in a
couple of songs now everyone sips it... their suburban tastebuds can't
handle the flavour yet.
If you want to be like Nelly or even 50cent you need big arms like you
were in Prison for a long time. Look behind them... they don't have
nice wankstah-mobiles like in the hip-hop videos. No modified honda
civic there... i see a shitbox Nissan Sentra and what looks like his
mom's toyota tercel. This is probably because he spent all his money on
steroids and creatine (notice how short they are). The skinnier the
wigger, the nicer the car, because he can just make up for being skinny
by loading himself up with jewels and a nice faux-leather coat. Wicked
eh.
Mallrat wiggers. THey hang around malls... occassionally the coolest
one will have a 15 year old blonde girl that for some reason enjoys
hanging around them. You almost choke on your drink when you realize
she's that young (once you finally push those faggots out of the way
because they're taking up the whole fucking hallway with their fucking
swagger step... HEY WIGGER, TRY ACTUALLY RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE
IN THOSE PANTS. LOOK AT ME, AND LOOK AT THE BLACK GUY ROBBING YOU, HE'S
WEARING A FUCKING BELT AND HIS LEGS AREN'T RESTRICTED) because she's
been doing an incredible hip snap that would make the finest 25 year
old wonder what she's doing wrong. There should be fucking laws that
prevent 15 year old wankstah girls from doing hip hop walks in malls if
their fucking bitchass escorts aren't gonna let you get around to
actually see them properly and recognize the age.
You get high concentrations of these little fucktards in the foodcourt.
Bastardass wigger who thinks he's good in bed because he's watched a
lot of porn. He has a smirk on because he's read somewhere that bitches
love it when you ________________ (something ridiculous, like the
shocker... which when he tries it will cause him to become an alcoholic
until he changes schools).
People think you're hiding something... and you want that because the
police don't ACTUALLY care but it would be cool if they did. Because
then you'd be an oppressed wigger and would be able to say "YO GUY,
FUCKIN' PIGS BE BUSTIN' MAH CHAPS YO".
PASTY. WHITE. WANKSTAHZ.
i can't find a picture of a proper female wigger. just tight jeans to
make her ass look 22 and more refined. a tank top with a jean jacket or
some kind of ghetto type varsity jacket (ghetto and varsity don't
belong together but this jacket does exist... and it probably says
something stupid like WESTSIDE or RIP-THREAD) a tiny barely functional
adidas backpack that sits just above her ass to make it smaller if she
still has babyfat. and she has perfected the hipstep with every step in
girly sneakers so her hair moves properly and attracts dumbfucks like
me who didn't see that she was 15 when she walked by.
NEVER EVER BUY A BASEBALL HAT WITH THE VERTICAL SECTIONS THAT ARE ALL
DIFFERENT COLOURS AND STUFF. These seem to be common with MOntreal
Expos (even Way outside of montreal, places like South California and
stuff seem to like this hat).
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