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plz i need help wif my problem!!

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Post Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fanny wrote:
Oh I see, I thought you were calling me a troll Laughing I know you're right about ignoring him but.... Evil or Very Mad


no fanny. if i had to refer to you as a mythylogical character that would be a nymph or dryad.

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Post Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SIGH u guyz r not even helpful at all this sux
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Post Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, not very helpful at all. So why not go away and get some help? Rolling Eyes
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if i had to refer to you as a mythylogical character that would be a nymph or dryad

Or would that be dried nymphomaniac? Laughing Wink Do you fancy being my centaur?
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Post Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SIGH u guyz r not even helping me at all wut am i supposed 2 do go to the school psychalagist or wut?!
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Post Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah you do that and come back when you're old enough to be here Very Happy
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Post Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone else in here notice he is supposedly 20 years old and has recess at school? He is obviously a fake, his grammar cannot be that bad unless he were really young and stupid at that. Regardless of whatever the facts are a moderator should ban him right away.
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Post Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
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Post Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fanny wrote:
No, not very helpful at all. So why not go away and get some help? Rolling Eyes
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if i had to refer to you as a mythylogical character that would be a nymph or dryad

Or would that be dried nymphomaniac? Laughing Wink Do you fancy being my centaur?

LoL

mount up! Wink
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Post Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:20 am    Post subject: Re: plz i need help wif my problem!! Reply with quote

Luv2fuk wrote:
Ok hi guys dis is my first post but i need help and this is rteally long so plz read it and helpo me cuz i need adivce i might be in trouble n i dont know were 2 post this so plz!!!
ok
so i was hanging out wif my friends and then this one chick we hang out wif started 2 talka bout sex lol! n me n my friends we luvd it n it was gr8 so i thought that mb she wanted 2 hav sex u kno!
and when i got home l8r i was masterbating with my sisterz panties( i luv 2 do this bcuz its risky and i luv it so much when mb i can get caught cuz i get this feeling like its dangereous and im doing sumthin bad lol!) but anyway i was

jackin off 2 my sisters panties n i thougt mb my friend i told u bout earlier wanted 2 hav sex wif me so i called her on the phone n i talkd 2 her and asked if she wanted sex but she said no and i dont understand y bcuz she was talikng about sex earlier so i don't know lol.

anyhwhow i wuz angry 4 sum reason and at school the next dayi told her i wanted 2 talk 2 her alone and we did and i punched her realy hard in the stomach that bitch cuz she wuz such a slut n i think i wnted 2 kill her. but she cried n she said she wuz gonna tell the teacher so i got rlly scared and i think i paniced and i pushed her on the floor and i took her panties i think i wnted 2 rape her cuz she always talk bout sex n it makes me crazy but i didn't do it i just took her panties n i said if she talk 2 the teacher iwuz gonna kill her and her family and she cried but she didn't tell the teacher
but now when we hang out wif friendz she doent wanna talk to me and i think she wuz said id ont know girls r so complicated lol! so yesterday at recess she was alone and i saw her go 2 teh bathroom and i knowi had 2 follow her so i did and i went in the toilet with her but she didn't see me n i think i scared her haha but anyway i told her i was going 2 have sex with her rite now n she said no go away n i got angry n i punched her in the stomach again n she fell on the floor and i put my finger inside her and rubbed really fast and i think she liked it because she wasent crying. N then after that i told to her she wuz going 2 suck my penis and i think she was happy because she did it 2 me, but i notice she was crying at one point( does penis small very bad so it makes you cry? like onions? when u cut onions i know it makes u cry a lot not because it sucks but just cuz of the smell!) n then i came in her and i told her she was my girlfrind but that it was a secret and if she told someone

i wuzgonna kill her like i said 2 her last time. but now i was thinking about it and i think mb i was 2 fast 4 her and maybe she wasent ready you kno like girls they dont wanna haev sex all the time like guys so should i go apologisse 2 her or buy her mayb some flowers and chocolate or mb shez just a bitch i dont know what is hould do guys can you all give me some advice cuz im scared mb i am in trouble if she tell her parnts bout me!!!!

plz send me an answer fast bcuz i dont kno wut 2 do in my head it's all jumbo mumbo!.. thx for answers in advance

bye,
nicholas


Seriously, you need help!! Punching a girl cause you can't get sex, how pathetic are you!
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Post Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YEA BECUZ I CANT REGISTR IF IM NOT OVER 18 SO I MADE UP MY BDAY HUH!
WHY DONT U HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM AND CALL ME NAMES BUT YOU DONT DO IT TO A SCOTTISH CROSSDRESSR DO U THINK THATS GOOD FOR YOUR CHILDREN HUH?
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Post Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey, unlike you lot, i did my best.

i tried to educate him in the rudiments of linguistic prowess, ermmm, linguistic adequacy.

it's not my fault he's too stupid to realise help where help is due.

as for the content of that... after about (in the loosest sense of the word) a sentence, i lost as much interest in his fantasy as i did in trying to translate his linguistics.

anyway, be nice to him... someday, you'll be travelling. you'll be hungry. you'll hate yourself but you'll drop into a burger bar. he'll be the guy whi gets to spit in it.

as a side note... shoud anyone feel so brusque, bold and masculine as to hit a woman, you can't imagine how much i'd like to meet you.

if only we had a "wanker" smiley.
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Post Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luv2fuk wrote:
wut am i supposed 2 do go to the school psychalagist or wut?!


forget the school psychologist...

have a bold step and try going to school.

you never know, you might learn something.

"d'ya want it with fries"
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Post Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

surely noone actually believes this? he's just some 14 year old boy, sittin in his parents basement beating off over this made up story because in REAL life he just can't get a woman to even kiss him!!
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Post Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luv2fuk wrote:
YEA BECUZ I CANT REGISTR IF IM NOT OVER 18 SO I MADE UP MY BDAY HUH!
WHY DONT U HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM AND CALL ME NAMES BUT YOU DONT DO IT TO A SCOTTISH CROSSDRESSR DO U THINK THATS GOOD FOR YOUR CHILDREN HUH?


C'mon, any more reason for a mod to clear this member from the board? This is the kind of place that takes care of its members right? Besides if anyone here really believed this guy who is posing as a boy then there would be some advise. He is probably a middle aged man posing as an adolecent. Our time isn't even worth spending on thinking about this thread actually.
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Post Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luv2fuk wrote:
YOU DONT DO IT TO A SCOTTISH CROSSDRESSR DO U THINK THATS GOOD FOR YOUR CHILDREN HUH?


i'm guessing most folk would prefer their kids to go out with a guy in a dress than a guy who hits them...

maybe i'm just a traditionalist.

but greg's quite right. you are simply the breadstick to be nibbled whilst awaiting the meat and two veg... no actual substance and little importance. fun for a few minutes but instantly forgettable. you had a bit of fun, and attention, now go off to your sad life and explain to your imaginary friends how much fun you had last night with your hilarious prank. and pretend that not only did we believe you, but actually gave a shit.

meanwhile, we'll just communicate with those who have attained the basic rudiments of the concept.

Confused
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